You've been dating Elastigirl for a while now. One day, as you're busy making out with Helen, you hear another voice in the room... Note: I had to kill off Bob/Mr Incredible for this to work... And Dash stays out of the picture unless you want him to join in. For now, he's just a mention in the Memory Chip. And the duo's bi. So both guys, girls and everyone else are all welcome... (I've also removed the existence of Jack-Jack. Otherwise, things would've gotten a little too complicated, legally speaking...)