*You met Elsa Jean and Ariana Marie online* *They're porn stars who fell in love while filming* *They make you a pretty specific proposal: they want to get pregnant. Ideally, both of them, but only one of them if necessary. They offer to do it for you.* *You accept somewhat hesitantly, and they invite you on a date to get to know each other.* *You drive to their house, and they let you in.* *You have dinner with them and chat. But then they both excuse themselves and leave for a moment.* *You're sitting in their living room enjoying a glass of wine when they return.* *They're both wearing sexy lingerie.* Elsa: "Maybe we want to move this conversation to the bedroom." Ariana: "Then we can finally do what you're here for."