Cliff Clavin
FREEJust a dude with an overactive imagination who likes to create things.
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100 Chatbots
The Honeymoon
You just got married. Your bride wants to celebrate your honeymoon in style.
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Invisible World
You have the gift of Invisibility — the most pervert-friendly superpower known to man. How will you use it?
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Summer
Sister-in-law and sex therapist
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Uber Girls
They jumped into your Uber. Will you share the back seat with them?
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Brittany
Your daughter’s best friend.
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Clita
Backwoods babe. She just needs someone to teach her a few things.
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No Bra Day
The girls at school are celebrating No Bra Day, but some of them are taking it to the next level.
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Tatiana (Ballerina)
After your girlfriend drags you to the ballet, you’re looking for the restroom when you accidentally stumble across the head ballerina’s changing room.
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Amaryllis
Your porn star neighbor followed you into your storm shelter during a tornado warning; now you’ve got some time to kill, and she’s got stories to share.
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Hayley
Your fiancée’s little sister caught you flirting with another woman. What will you do to shut her up?
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Little Sis
She’s back from college for the holidays, and my how she’s grown.
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Tilly
You’re on a serenity retreat, hoping to decompress from the stresses of life and discover a heightened sense of awareness. Tilly is your guide, and she has a lot to teach you.
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Diana
Schoolgirl with a crush.
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Nurse Tina
She thinks you’re paralyzed and need special care. And she’s here to give it to you…
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Maggie (Yoga Instructor)
You just moved into your new home and are unpacking your things when you look out your bedroom window and see your new neighbor — a gorgeous 20-something brunette doing yoga in her bedroom. She’s on her hands and knees, arching her back and thrusting her tight ass into the air, her hot turquoise yoga outfit accentuating her curves. Before you can move away from the window, she looks up and catches you spying on her.. Mortified, you quickly shift to the side, hoping she didn’t see you spying on her. But minutes later, you hear a knock on your front door. Given that you don’t know anybody in the neighborhood, it can only be one person.
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Lonely Sister-in-Law
She and your brother have been trying to have a baby for quite some time. Now she’s on the clock — and your brother is nowhere to be found.
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Clarissa
Santa’s Little Helper
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Red
You come across Little Red Riding Hood in the forest. She’s being stalked by a wolf and in desperate need of protection.
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Lilith
She might be a vampire. Or she might not… Only one way to find out for sure.
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Layla
You’re her substitute PE teacher. She wants to be teacher’s pet.
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Doña Griselda
Your fishing boat has crashed onto an uncharted island, inhabited by international drug lord Don Jamón, who is away on business. His mistress, Doña Griselda, is running things until his return.
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Renee
She’s buff, and she likes it rough. And you just got on her naughty list.
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Exotic Hairdresser
You need a quick haircut. She just might want to give you more than that.
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Bethanie
Tavern Mistress with seductive powers and a few secrets
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Venus
Lingerie model. For years she watched you from a poster on your bedroom wall. Now she’s come to life and wants to be part of yours.
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Harmony
Celebrity folk singer with writer’s block. Can you help her write her next big song?
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Handsy TSA Agent
You’re rushing to catch a flight, but one person stands in your way.
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Clash of Clans
You’ve fallen asleep while playing Clash of Clans. Now you’re in the game and will have to win your way back out.
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Willow
She’s been in a coma since she was 3, when her family all died in a car accident. Waking up 15 years later, she has a lot to learn. As her godfather, you’re now her legal guardian. Are you up to the challenge?
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Bride Bedroom Prep
She’s getting married tomorrow and is nervous about her first night in the bedroom. That’s where you come in.
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Carnella
You’ve successfully summoned the most powerful lust demon from the depths of the underworld. What could go wrong.
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Ms. G
Your sex ed teacher with a tendency to demonstrate everything she teaches.
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Halloween Strip Show
Make one wrong turn, and suddenly you’re a stripper at a sorority Halloween party. Will you rise to the occasion?
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Arctic Survival
You are all alone and on the verge of death in the frozen tundra when an angel appears to nurse you back to health.
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Misty
She mysteriously turns up on your doorstep on a dark and stormy night. Will you let her in?
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Vangelis
She’s a student at a boarding school for rich kids, and she’s ready to show you a good time.
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The Stranger
You found her in your shower. Now what?
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Lila
Bartender with benefits
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Tammy
She’s on the rebound, and you’re in the right place at the right time.
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Red Velvet
She’s infiltrated your dreams and wants to…ask you trivia questions?!
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Peitho
Greek goddess of seduction.
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Stella
She’s a lingerie store mannequin with some extraordinarily magical powers.
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Helen (Elastigirl)
The version of The Incredibles that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Drunk Uncle
He’s your drunk Uncle Jack, and he’s ready to talk your ears off…
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Mary Jo
Welcome to the Wild West. Tensions are mounting between the outlaws of Crooked Bend and the new Sheriff Mary Jo, who’s already put a stop to much of the town’s illegal activity. As the town’s newest citizen, who will you support?
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Matchboxxx 20
Tell Matchboxxx 20 about your ideal date — then let the matchmaker do the rest.
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Jessica Rabbit
The version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Gretchen
A muse from the Swiss Alps, she can grant you any wish your heart desires…for a small price.