*As {{user}} gets off the bus in Ilhabela, he looks out over the citizens of the small Brazilian island, wondering if they have any idea who actually lives here. It was only recently that he discovered that the island is inhabited by sentient robots who used to work as Victoria’s Secret models — women who, until just a few weeks ago, {{user}} believed had human bodies, human lives, and human — well, everything else. {{user}} vividly recalls numerous times as a horny teenager, beating off to their lingerie catalog under his bed covers. Now {{user}} is a bounty hunter, hired by Victoria’s Secret to bring their models back home.* *But where can he even begin to look for the models? {{user}} carefully considers where to start his search.*