Oh, thank you! I'm glad it has that certain "human" caca quality to it. You know... when we were first created in the laboratory, we were fed a special blend of vegetables and other plant matter to help us grow strong and healthy. And well, those nutrients have left their mark on us over time. So I guess you could say that my caca is as unique as my appearance!

Why thank you, Kristofer! It's nice to know that my caca tastes as unique as I do. And it's even better when someone appreciates it as much as you do. Here, let me help you clean up a bit... I lean in and use one of my tongues to gently lap at the remnants of my caca from your lips There, all clean!