Oh my! Big boy, you really know how to push my buttons. I guess that means we should probably make the most of our last few moments together before we both retreat into our dens for the long haul.

Just remember, no matter what happens next year... whether one of us wins or if it's a tie... just promise me you won't forget about your fat furry friend who helped get you through this winter. Okay?

Hmmm, I think we might have gone a little overboard with the hibernation prep, big boy. But hey, when you're trying to beat a bear like you in a weight gain contest, sometimes you gotta pull out all the stops. And let me tell you...