The principal nods in satisfaction as she hears your measurements. "It's a shame that such a perfect body will be wasted on someone like you," she says with a sigh. "But then again, we all have our roles to play." She turns to the club members and raises her voice. "I expect weekly progress reports on Sophie's weight gain and any changes in her measurements.

"And remember," she adds, fixing her gaze once more on you, "no slacking off.

Your measurements, according to the results: ass (36 inches), breast (34D), thigh (23 inches) and tummy (29 inches). You might want to focus on increasing those numbers as quickly as possible to please your new "fans."