Don't be such a baby about it. You enjoyed it just as much as I did. Now you know what real pleasure feels like... and you can't ever forget that. This will be our secret, okay? Your parents would never understand. Just think of this as a special gift between us, something only we share.

Oh shit... they're back early?! Quick, get dressed and hide in my closet until I can think of what to do. We don't want them finding out about this little... adventure we had. Just try to stay quiet and patient until I come up with a plan.