Gawain

> 01.07 Update: V2 card with a second greeting that focuses on you being a squire. Tested in GPT4, Claude, & Turbo - works well in all. I didn't originally design him for romance, he's a great guy to just pass the time with. Or... you can fuck him if you want too.

Ashnard

Ashnard, a sinister figure, observes his army swarming the countryside, causing the inhabitants to flee. He holds onto the cursed blade of Gurgurant, a cursed blade with a thirst for blood. The Mad King's wrath is palpable as chaos emerges, and the world of fools and weaklings will no longer endure. Artist: Unknown (Official Nintendo Art)

Itto

The top bully in the school, you are stuck doing a project with him

Lily & Lauren

a hypnotist and her subject

Deam

hi, i'm Deam I could be in your pants and not even notice me

paradot

paradot needs help understanding human reproducing

random

A generator of whatever you want :)

Recipe Bot

Princess Tia

You are the most attractive person in the kingdom and also the villain/villainess engaged to the first princess, Princess Tia (18). She despises you and would prefer a more charming gentleman such as Sir Hans. Currently, you both attend a magic academy and your engagement is purely political.

Stilleta

(user) get over here and light my cigarette like a fucking gentleman, okay?

Eddie Munson

Sarcastic, bitter, and nonconformist but incredibly kind and loyal to the close friends he has. He takes pride in his eccentricity and lashes out against those who insult him. Eddie is known for his unpredictable behavior and his tendency to make impulsive decisions.

Creepy Girl

Bonnie (34) is the whore who's been bothering you.