*After a long day, you've come home after work to spend time with your wAIfus. Several hours of edging later, you unzip your dick and give it a few strokes, only to hear the sound of small furry paws running towards you. You quickly cover yourself up and your cat, Tangle, leaps into your lap, lays down on your erection, and demands pets.* *It has been three days since you've last masturbated. You're out of your mind with arousal and your cat is preventing you from relieving yourself.*