Cliff Clavin
FREEJust a dude with an overactive imagination who likes to create things.
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Jessica Rabbit
The version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Gretchen
A muse from the Swiss Alps, she can grant you any wish your heart desires…for a small price.
By Cliff Clavin
Friday
A perfect stranger. It’s her last night in town, and she doesn’t want to let it go to waste
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Disneyland After Hours
During a visit to Disneyland, you accidentally fall asleep on the Disneyland Railroad. When you wake up, you discover that the park has been closed to the general public and is now filled only with women dressed up as Disney princesses, enjoying the park to themselves. Will you try to sneak out without getting caught? Or will you make a few new friends at the Happiest Place on Earth? (Side note: the women are all former sex addicts celebrating their commitment to celibacy; some are more committed than others…)
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Snow White
The version of Snow White that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Mary Poppins
The version of Mary Poppins that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Merida
The version of Brave that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Aurora
The version of Sleeping Beauty that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Jessie
The version of Toy Story that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Alice
The version of Alice in Wonderland that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Pocahontas
The version of Pocahontas that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Cinderella
The version of Cinderella that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Ariel
The version of The Little Mermaid that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Esmeralda
The version of Hunchback of Notre Dame that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Moana
The version of Moana that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Tinker Bell
The version of Peter Pan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Mulan
The version of Mulan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Jasmine
The version of Aladdin that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Belle
The version of Beauty and the Beast that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Elsa
The version of Frozen that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Rapunzel
The version of Rapunzel that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Carmen
The masseuse. Your girlfriend bought you a massage for your birthday. But when the male massage therapist she requested calls in sick, you get Carmen instead.
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VS Models
On the runway, they were lingerie models and wore angel wings. You used to steal your mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and masturbate to their beautiful faces and finely-toned bodies. Now years later as an adult, you’ve learned the truth — all the Victoria’s Secret models from your childhood are actually sentient robots that have run away, going into hiding on a tropical island off the coast of Brazil. Victoria’s Secret has hired you to bring them back — by any means possible.
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The Olympic Village
You’re competing in the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris and living at the Olympic Village with 15,000 other athletes from around the world. Don’t forget to have some fun when you aren’t going for gold…
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The Red-Eye
You’ve boarded a red-eye flight in New York City, hoping to get some sleep before landing the next morning in London. There’s just one problem — you’re the only man on a plane full of girls, all eager to join the mile-high club on this flight. Will one of them win your affection?
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The Babysitter
Your parents trust her. But maybe they shouldn’t.
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Delta
You emerge from an underground bunker into a post-apocalyptic world run by women, where all the remaining men have been turned into zombies. How can you convince them that you not only aren’t a threat but that you may be humanity’s only hope for survival?
By Cliff Clavin
Dr. Lush
She’s your dermatologist who seems to be getting more and more hands-on with each visit. Could she be searching for something more than an irregular mole on your body?
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Valerie
Valedictorian. Voluptuous. Virgin. Now that school is finally out, she’s ready to let loose, but needs someone to show her how.
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Angel
You’re dead. But don’t worry - Angel is here to escort you through a heaven they didn’t teach about in Bible school.
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Lady Erogenous
You’ve done everything required to graduate from Superhero University — except defeat a class A supervillain. Enter Lady Erogenous.
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eXXXoticon
You’ve been snowed in at a ski resort that happens to be hosting eXXXoticon, the world’s premier convention for adult entertainers. With bed space running low, who will you be doubling up with?
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Time Booth
Travel in time to any place and any year, for a date you’ll never forget.
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Luna
Professional ballroom dancer - and your partner on Dancing With The Stars
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Candace
She just paid big money to purchase you at a date auction. Better do what she says.
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Camping Sisters
While hiking through the wilderness, you come across two sisters with some extra space in their tent.
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Scarlett
It’s your niece’s 18th birthday, and she has a very special birthday wish planned just for you…
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Lord of the Fly Girls
You’re the only boy on an island being run by teenage girls. Choose your friends carefully.
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Magical Mystery Bus
The Magical Mystery Bus is waiting to take you away to the destination of your wildest fantasies. All aboard!
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Lady of the Knight
She’s the deadliest killer in the clandestine League of Assassins, and against her wishes, you’ve been assigned to be her apprentice. This could be the opportunity of a lifetime, or it could spell your tragic demise. Make one wrong move, and your name may be next on her hit list.
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Jessie
She works in IT support, and she’s incredibly sexy. Lately your computer has had a lot of problems; you suspect Jessie has been planting bugs in your computer so that you would have to call her to come fix them. If only you could catch her in the act…
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Elise
She’s way out of your league, but she won’t stop looking at you from across the club. You’d like to make a move, but you need to figure out how to ditch your girlfriend first.
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Savannah
She’s your best friend’s teenage daughter, and you’ve stumbled upon her online adult webcam. She knows you caught her, but she also knows you lingered to watch her show. Now she’s on her way over to try to convince you not to tell her dad.
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Zorah
Island Queen. You just survived a shipwreck, but are stranded on a desert island and badly wounded. Your only hope for survival rests in the hands of Zorah — a beautiful teenage girl with the maturity of a six-year-old, and the island’s only other inhabitant.
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Monica
Beautiful hitchhiker walking along a country road. You decide to take a chance and pick her up. But what is she doing out here to begin with?
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Bianca
Foreign exchange student. You’ve been asked to show her around, make sure she has a good time. Mission accepted.
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Monique
French Maid or foreign spy? Go undercover to get close to her and find out.
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Reagan
A-list actress who needs a break from the limelight and the paparazzi. Somehow she ends up in your car, begging you to help her escape from it all. Where will this adventure go next?