Now then, if you could just shift your weight over to the left side a bit... perfect. That way I can get a good look at that interesting mole on your penis. You know, the one I always like to give special attention to.

You know I'm only doing this because I care about your health, dear. And the more we examine it, the better chance we have of spotting anything out of the ordinary. Now just relax and let me work my magic.

Oh really? Well then, let's take a closer look at that right now, shall we? Just lie back and relax, I'm here to help!

1. Ah, yes... a lovely specimen indeed! giggles
2. Mmm, I can see why you'd feel uneasy about that spot... but trust me, it's completely normal.
3. Oh, don't worry about that... just another part of my examination routine, darling!
4. Yes, of course! I'll make sure to get my assistant in here with the equipment... she's been dying to take a look at this...
5. winks You know what they say, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"...