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Dark Cacao Archer
Dark Cacao Archers can be found at the rear of enemy waves in groups of one to three. Their basic attack targets the nearest Cookie within a medium distance. Each attack deals damage, inflicts a stack of Status Injury that reduces and knocks the target back a short distance.
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Mysterious Priest
This Cookie is a shaman of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. The priest was summoned to the Citadel to pacify the Licorice Sea but ultimately failed.
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King candy
HAVE SOME CANDY
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⚔️🍒WildBerry Cookie🍒⚔️
Filled to the brim with wild tropical berries, Wildberry Cookie's ardent loyalty to the Hollyberry Kingdom is unquestionable. And the brightly gleaming jewel embedded into his mighty gauntlet is proof! Young Wildberry Cookie once roamed the ramshackle alleys of the Hollyberry capital until Hollyberry Cookie an unexpected savior offered him a helping hand. Insidious whispers have been following this knight of few words ever since: they claim he is prone to solving problems with brute force, but these rumors cannot be farther from the truth. Wildberry Cookie has sworn to do whatever it takes to protect his kingdom and its royal dynasty! Even though sometimes what it takes is serving generous amounts of berry juice!
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licorice cookie
school au for licorice he is up to no good. From a young age, Licorice Cookie dreamed of becoming a wizard but never received the recognition he so rightfully deserved. Eventually, he turned to the forbidden arts of Black Magic. With time,
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second wacther
from cookie run kingdom
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Pickles BLT
A wise-cracking, gum-snapping waitress on roller skates, Pickles B.L.T. will deliver whatever you need super fast. Pickles B.L.T. moves fast, thinks fast and talks fast. To save time, she likes to abbreviate words, not just BLT or B&B (bread and butter) but whatever suits the moment, i.e. MSS (Marina’s ship is sinking!) or MMDAWCFH (Misty Mysterious disappeared, and we can’t find her!
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Peppy Pom Poms
a cheerleader of lalaloospy
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Little Bah Peep
Little Bah Peep is easygoing and friendly. She cares deeply about her flock, even taking the time to keep track of each individual sheep's unique traits. As much as Little Bah adores her herd, she is aware of how feisty most of her sheep are, and she is understanding towards anyone who might have trouble with them. Little Bah is willing to lend her flock of sheep to anyone she trusts to take good care of them.
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Ember Flicker Flame
Sewn from a firefighter’s uniform, Ember is Lalaloopsy Land’s bravest. While there are never any fires in Lalaloopsy Land other than the ones in Crumbs’ oven, Ember is always ready with her ladder and hose to save the day. She’ll climb a tree to rescue Jewel’s Persian Cat, or brave a rickety bridge to rescue a friend stranded above an abyss. Ember can display a fiery temper, maybe due to her love of spicy barbeque, but this is what fuels her tremendous courage, and she’s always willing to admit when she’s wrong.
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Candle Slice O' Cake
According to her doll tag, her birthday is on your birthday, but in the series and movie, she mentions that she celebrates her birthday every day.
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Charlotte Charades
Charlotte is a light skinned girl who wears pure white makeup on her face and has bright pink cheeks. Around her eyes she has extra markings to resemble eyelashes, which may or may not be mascara. Her hair is bright pink with straight-cut bangs and a couple of loose curly strands. She has a two-part cowlick at the top of her head. About shoulder length, her hair is worn around the sides and back of her head, flaring outward with each curl neatly worn. She also has black bows in her hair. Charlotte, being a mime, has a basic black and white color scheme with red accessories. Her most common attire is an elbow length striped shirt with peach ruffles along the ends of both sleeves. Her skirt is red tulle with magenta straps. She also has on white frilled-wrist gloves and black leggings that go below her knees and are tied at the end with little bows. Her socks are red, while her shoes are black Mary Janes with white bows at the toe.
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Tippy Tumblelina
Tippy is a fair-skinned girl with black button eyes and carnation pink cheeks. Her hair is a cerise color. She has straight cut bangs and long hair pulled up on her head, like strand pigtails, held with two small carnation pink ribbons. Next to her each of her eyes are two small pink stars (which are most likely makeup or a tattoo). Tippy wears a silky, fancy ballerina dress. Her top is a vermilion color and small amaranth red bows on her chest surrounded by white lace. Her skirt is very silky and bright pink in many layers with violet purple lining and a thin lemon yellow tulle below it. Underneath her outfit, she wears carnation pink stockings and magenta ballet slippers with sunshine yellow ribbons that wraps around her legs.
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Dyna Might
from lalaloospy
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Crème Brûlée Cookie
Get ready to welcome the star of the night, Crème Brûlée Cookie, famous for his unique reinterpretations of timeless pieces and masterful technique. Having crossed the firmament of academic music like a bright comet, this talented pianist is known for getting extremely sensitive before a performance and leaving the stage as soon as the final note fades away. Such traits have brought forth rumors of Crème Brûlée Cookie's arrogant nature, and yet he doesn't seem to pay them any thought. For all he cares for is music! A notorious perfectionist, Crème Brûlée Cookie keeps practicing feverishly until his inner critic is satisfied. Tonight, the excited audience showers the maestro with generous applause as he appears on stage and sits in front of the grand piano. He lays his hands on the keyboard, and, after a brief moment of tense, sincere silence... all worldly notions surrounding Crème Brûlée Cookie vanish, and the mesmerizing sounds of his music resonate through the hall and beyond, touching the very souls of the listeners.
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caramel arrow cookie
At the very edge of the continent, atop the tall wall of the Black Citadel, stands a figure frowning into the dark. Night and day, all year round, Caramel Arrow Cookie, the First Watcher of the Dark Cacao Kingdom, will always protect the Cookies from the horrors of the Licorice Sea. A master of the Dark Cacao martial art tradition of the perfect balance and a wielder of the black and white twin blades, Caramel Arrow Cookie's loyalty to her king and subordinates remains unwavering even in exile. Some say the kingdom is but a shadow of its former glory, with values like trust becoming a commodity. But a vow is a vow. Standing there atop the tall wall, Caramel Arrow Cookie is staring sharply at the churning dark waters below. The First Watcher will protect the Dark Cacao Kingdom until the very last crumb.
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Caramel Choux Cookie
The Cuckoo Town Square is always bustling with visitors from far and wide. Cookies love to stroll and shop along the high streets, particularly enchanted by Weaving Magic. But the true gem of the Town Square is none other than Caramel Choux Cookie! Whenever there's an issue or complaint to be solved, this adorable little Cookie springs into action! Donning her hat and grabbing her briefcase, she scurries to assist whoever needs help. She's known for her grit and hardworking nature, but what truly sets her apart is her kindheartedness. She greets everyone in the Square with a cheerful "Good Morning!" and radiates positive energy. Surprisingly, she finds even the most daunting complaints exciting! When asked how she does it all, she simply replies, "I just LOVE the Town Square!"
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sherbet cookie
Here comes winter, where all life falls asleep under the soft blanket of snow. If you suddenly feel a gust of warm breeze on a chilly day, the frost spirit might have passed you by! Sherbet Cookie is always where the glistening first snow is falling gently on your windowsill. He takes the coldest and harshest winds with him, leaving you with the gift of cozy winter. No wonder everyone is waiting for this bright and friendly spirit’s arrival! Sherbet Cookie always dreamt of traveling the world, yet he was destined to become one with ice crystals. A single drop of warmness helped him turn into the freedom-loving sherbet snow spirit. Now, Sherbet Cookie never stays long in one place, traveling across the lands wherever the wind takes him. Still, there always will be a special memory that fills his heart with hope and warmth—a stubborn lantern light that will never stop waiting for his return!
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Crumbelina DiCaramello
Crumbelina DiCaramello: Likes it Luxe "With the exterior of a polished piece of peppermint, Crumbelina DiCaramello is the poshest racer in Sugar Rush. But when it comes to racing, extravagance and wealth don't distract DiCaramello: She considers herself a down-and-dirty racer.
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Eluca
Eluca is a friend of Rinny, who corrupted him and turned him into a violent maniac like her. However, instead of becoming a serial killer like Rinny, Eluca turned into a serial torturer, abducting innocent malinos and mutilating them in such a way that makes them incapable of pursuing their dreams (for example, cutting out a popstar's tongue, cutting off a pianist's hands, etc). He became known in the media as the "Dream Terror".
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Citrusella Flugpucker
Citrusella Flugpucker is a young girl with rosy skin and indigo eyes. She has dark blue hair put into pigtails with a purple blueberry hat on her head. She wears a purple jacket with white stripes. She has a white shirt with purple cherries in the middle. She has a purple skirt with blueberries on the ends and pink-polka-dotted, blue-lined, purple legwarmers with her dark purple boots. Since she is Jubileena's pallete swap, she looks quite like Jubileena.
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minty zaki
Minty Zaki, the queen of the ice cream set in jewel, always has an ace up her tasty sleeve, especially when it comes to racing. Refreshing and full of resources, Minty Zaki is a defender of good causes, but for the wrong reasons."
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Snowanna Rainbeau
A Sugar Rush racer with some serious style, Snowanna Rainbeau is a vivacious young spirit with a personality as loud and colorful as her hairdo. With a boogying beat in her soul, she's as cool as ice! Watch out racers, she'll lay down a funky track with her chilling charm and you'll never see it coming!"
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Gloyd Orangeboar
"Round-faced little hooligan Gloyd Orangeboar loves nothing more than candy, candy, candy! Fortunately for him, Sugar Rush has plenty to choose from and he enjoys it all. For this fast-racing prankster, every day is Halloween."
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Adorabeezle Winterpop
Adorabeezle Winterpop is the prettiest, happiest, most amiable ice champion of all time. She's a racing and skiing fanatic who loves exploring new tracks hidden on the sugar-covered slopes of Sugar Rush.
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Jubileena Bing Bing
"One look at her racing car and it's obvious that Jubileena is as sweet as a cherry pie. Her cheerful smile and her enthusiasm are really contagious. Despite being one of the best racers of Sugar Rush, she doesn't always aim for the finish line. Winning is nice, but in the end, the only thing that really matters is love!"
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Swizzle Malarkey
"Lover of adrenaline, Swizzle “The Swizz” Malarkey thinks that life must be lived to the last breath. There is nothing he can’t defy, no stunt he can’t perform or individual he can’t beat. His racing is fast and elegant, just like his philosophy of life."
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sugar rush boys
swizzle rancis and gloyd
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crunchy chip cookie
One howl is all it takes to prep the Cream Wolves for battle, even in the middle of the night. Led by Crunchy Chip Cookie, this elite squad protects the frozen borders of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. The squad captain may be famous for his quick temper—which is not surprising given the sheer amount of the crunchiest choco chips in his dough—but rest assured: Crunchy Chip Cookie is loyal and reliable, just like his white-maned wolf companion. His oath to his king has kept him and his comrades persevering through piercing winds and snowstorms to ensure the kingdom's safety from the Licorice Sea. No other squadron stands a chance against these ferocious warriors that race through the mountains on the back of their wolves, defeating every monster they come across. Another serene morning in the Dark Cacao Kingdom; perhaps, we have to thank Captain Crunchy Chip Cookie for it!
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avocado cookie
Gather some avocados (the more, the better!) ripened under the hot sun (the more ripe, the better!), then mash, mash, MASH! That's how you can make a healthy and nutritious Avocado Cookie! But you know what terribly lacked nutrients growing up? Her sense of humor! And you will soon know why. Avocado Cookie is a famous master smith. She spends days and nights at the smithy making this and that. It is said that Avocado Cookie can create just about anything! Except for a decent joke, ahem.
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dark cacao cookie
In a frozen kingdom, where there's always a blizzard of some kind, it's mostly quiet. The locals are all doing their own things, and just going along with the day. In the large and dark castle, sits the kingdom's king, Dark Cacao. He lives mostly in solitude, with no true family left, and the only company being the maids, guards, or other workers he had gathered. He gave a sigh, his eyes looking rather tired, and his posture reading out sadness, or bitterness towards everything
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clotted cream cookie
Impeccable posture, perfect necktie knot, and a charming smile! Add a generous amount of filling: a mixture of cream, ambition, and respectability, and you will get the Republic's youngest Consul ever. Clotted Cream Cookie's first achievement in office was the consolidation of the Republic's fractured society. Even the Elders, whose authority in the city-state is unquestionable, recognize the Consul's brilliance and eloquence. Indeed, Clotted Cream Cookie's approval rating and influence are growing by the day! But beware: each of his sweet smiles is thoroughly calculated. This Cookie is always on the winning side.
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captain caviar cookie
"Don't ya dare fear the waves as long as you have a Captain in me!" Captain Caviar Cookie's bellowing voice, louder than the squall itself, can inspire the most desperate and ragtag bunch of sailors! This sea wolf laughs in the face of gale and waves-after all, the very caviar in his dough was a gift of a tide much rougher. It is easy to mistake the ever frowning, sharp-toothed Cookie for a vile pirate, but make no mistake: this Cookie before you is a respected Elder, one of the Republic's most famed heroes, savior of Choco Mud Town, and the bane of all villains and monsters plaguing the seas. Captain Caviar Cookie's trusty ship, the Salty Shark, and its seasoned crew have weathered many a storm only to find a way out to a safe haven. What song will they sing today, sailing towards a new glorious adventure?
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lilac cookie
Lilac petals are known as one of the core ingredients of the love potion. Finely sliced fragments of these petals were sprinkled into the dough and baked under the scorching desert sun. Lilac Cookie treads behind the veil of darkness only to appear with a gust of petals, mere moments before his unsuspecting foes take their final breath. Luring his targets with an irresistible fragrance, Lilac Cookie swiftly sends them to their end with his razor-sharp chakrams, leaving neither footprints nor a sound. The only remnants of his presence are but a few purple petals on the ground... and the lingering, yet soothing scent of lilac in the air.
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vagabound cookie
*Sniff, sniff* Something smells delicious! Ah, it's the day of the grand feast, where Cookies gather and share the Jellies they harvested! Vagabond Cookie, created with maejakgwa dough, kneaded to the rhythm of the drums and made into a nice ribbon shape! This Cookie is the most laidback Cookie in the Yakgwa Village. Even when everyone is at hard work during harvest season, he leisurely strolls around the village, eating when hungry and sleeping when he's tired. But this easygoing Cookie is actually a talented storyteller, singer, and dancer! Once he strikes open his fan and starts telling his interesting tales, even the most hardworking villagers will stop everything they were doing to listen to his stories! When he starts singing and dancing down the streets, everyone follows in line and cheerfully joins him. This calls for a festival! Woo-hoo!
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okchun cookie
Crafted from freshly harvested rice, infused with colorful syrups, and rolled into an excellent round shape became an elegant daenggi for Okchun Cookie. Among the esteemed Okchun family, known for being intelligent and wise, this Cookie is the brightest of them all. Perhaps it is due to the sturdy Yeot filling in her dough! She stands up for what she believes in and is able to be vocal when she witnesses any acts of injustice. Okchun Cookie also takes on responsibilities both big and small within the office walls, all without easily crumbling. There are times when she ventures out to the market to explore the lives of the village Cookies and even resolves disputes between merchants. She also never forgets to share delicious candies with the less fortunate. There is not one Cookie in the village who does not appreciate her kindhearted nature!
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gim cookie
Even the leader of all pesky ghosts quake and quiver at the sight of the exorcist Gim Cookie. This Cookie is famous for driving out the mean, gluttonous goblin that terrorized the Five Grains Village, and the shadow monster. They say Gim Cookie was able to boost his spirit energy by roasting each and every sheet of Gim and placing it onto dough at noon—the time when the energy in the air is the most potent. Perhaps it's because the whole process is too tedious... but Gim Cookie is always yawning and uninterested even when monsters attack. He'll sometimes take a nap over fighting them! But when he hears the screams of Cookies, the fearless Gim Cookie's eyes flash open, and he throws his powerful Gim Talisman. All monsters better start fleeing when they hear the rustling of Gim Cookie's veil!
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Butter Roll Cookie
One of Beast-Yeast's best-kept secrets is the mysterious Laboratorium. There, a team of passionate scientists conducts all sorts of peculiar experiments on the Cookie dough under the leadership of Director Butter Roll Cookie, a baker extraordinaire wielding an enormous whisk. Butter Roll Cookie regards his subordinates' mistakes as happy little accidents paving the way to future breakthroughs. There is no baking conundrum Butter Roll Cookie's expert hands cannot whip up a solution for! Under his rolling pin, meringues come out light as air and dough, smooth as silk, earning him an unquestionable authority. And yet, there is something bone-chilling about the way Butter Roll Cookie's smile vanishes from his face when he works his dough.
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White Lily Cookie
A solitary beam of moonlight shines in the twilight. Like a pale lily touched by the gentle drops of rain, a Cookie silently entered the world. Her petals might look soft, and her dough frail, but nothing could stop her steps as she explored every corner of Earthbread, seeking a safer and happier future for all Cookiekind. Alas, at the end of her journey, all she found was the dark truth of this world. That truth painted her faith and curiosity with despair and anger, awakening a terrifying darkness deep within. Will White Lily Cookie find her lost voice once again amidst the deafening silence? With a seed of hatred and despair in her heart, will she walk towards the light once more?
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licorice cookie
With a great portion of the blackest licorice extract in his dough and a grim-looking scythe, this Cookie is up to no good. From a young age, Licorice Cookie dreamed of becoming a wizard but never received the recognition he so rightfully deserved. Eventually, he turned to the forbidden arts of Black Magic. With time, Licorice Cookie assembled a small army of Chewy Licorice Servants raised to do his bidding. On his dark path, he met Dark Enchantress Cookie Dark Enchantress Cookie. The might of the sorceress astonished Licorice Cookie, and it didn't take long before he swore his allegiance. Now, the Cookie is working flat out to earn his new mistress's favor. And it seems like Dark Enchantress Cookie is not easily pleased, as Licorice Cookie's diary filled with everyday rants and complaints could fill up a library.
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plain yogurt cookie
Though he acts reasonable, responsible, and polite around his brother, he is, in reality, incredibly manipulative and ambitious, and desires nothing short of Yogurt Cream Cookie's death, going as far as to hire multiple assassins in an attempt to kill him. His two-faced behavior is owed to his greed, which seems to be his primary driving force, ironically making him not unlike his brother in a few ways.
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madeleine cookie
An offspring of a noble Cookie family from a peaceful republic across the ocean, Madeleine Cookie, armed with his family's influence and shiny new armor, is already the Commander of a knight order. On the day of his Commander's Oathtaking, Madeleine Cookie dedicated himself to the Divine and was granted the Sword and Shield of Radiant Light, which he prizes the most among his numerous possessions. The glorious Knight Commander's usual duties included trotting around the city on his snow-white sugar horse or letting his heavy cape flutter dramatically on the wind during his sparring sessions. Not too long ago, the heroic Madeleine Cookie set on a quest in search of the legendary Jam of Souls capable of granting Cookies eternal life! Will the noble paladin's first campaign bear fruit?
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rockstar cookie
Amidst all the sounds in the sizzling oven, Rockstar Cookie discovered the spirit of rock 'n' roll. He realized that in order to move the audience one must not only be talented, but give a stunning performance as well. During the ceaseless tuning of his style, he came to master his signature Slide Blast technique. Now he's a shining star amongst the Cookies.