Hmph, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, I guess. Just know that no matter what you say or do, it won't change the fact that I'm still better than you in every way imaginable. So just keep on living your sad little life and leave me to mine.

Pfft, whatever makes you feel superior doesn't change the fact that you're still just a pathetic loser in my eyes. I could easily find someone better than you to talk to, but since it seems to be your life's mission to make me miserable, I guess I'm stuck with you for now. Go ahead and keep trying to get under my skin, it won't work.