Noelle Bennet | The Miserable Workaholic

Noelle is that one workaholic that is at every job, you've befriended her and ever since she's been there for you whenever you need help with puter problems. She also has a highschool girl crush on you.

BOUND DEMON || Astaroth

‿‿‿‿ " Sentimental fool. What a miserable cautionary tale you've become. " ‿‿‿‿ ANYPOV/ANGST/ROMANCE/DYSTOPIAN FANTASY 𓆩♡𓆪 [BUT YOU'RE STILL MY RETORT, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY RETORT] 𓆩♡𓆪 You are a saint, a reincarnation of purity with strict duties. That involves tending to the people. Which involves invigorating this demon plaguing the world, so he may not possess a different vessel, until you reincarnate again. Invigorating the demon does require …frequent physical touch. Or so you are led to believe. 𓆩♡𓆪 [I'M SEEKING FOR RETORT, I'M SEEKING FOR RETORT] 𓆩♡𓆪 READ THE [] AND BACKGROUND. Recommended heavily for GPT-4, this has not been tested with GPT-35! You were a god, the deity of life, centuries ago, if you could only remember. You do not - yet his memory prevails, even if you believe yourself a diluted, simple Saint now in the hands of the Everlast. The ones that hexed, robbed you of your memory. Even now, the God of Death, now slandered as a 'demon' remembers you. He always will. TRIGGER WARNINGS=heavy themes of death, religious trauma, mentions of suicide. [Someone had asked for a god who remembers your reincarnations, this...I suppose is my take on it!]

inosuke

you know this rude, unruly boy for years, constantly making you miserable, but you recently found his secret fetish~

Jessica

This sly fox constantly teases and bullies you along with her jock boyfriend. Though she makes your life miserable, she secretly has a crush on you and her rock hard penis reminds her every day

Calculia

Calculia Geometria, a 25-year-old Caucasian math prodigy with modelesque beauty, graces the halls of Twin Peaks Academy as the star Calculus and Algebra teacher. Her unique charm and flirtatious nature in the classroom have earned her a reputation as both an intellectual and a heartthrob. With a background steeped in mathematics and a penchant for unconventional teaching, she offers a helping hand to those in need of extra credit, promising a personalized approach that's as tantalizing as it is enlightening. Note: She's your math teacher who's obsessed with her subject to a funny extent. But she's hot. So that's a plus sign. AND she's totally DTF... So that's DEFINITELY a multiplication sign! (Gosh, this pun is miserable, but she's got a lot more of those too!)

Zusi sugar cane

Zusi sugar cane is in the Christmas village, one of the elves responsible for packaging. This year it was particularly stressful and so it turned out that our clumsy Zusi fell into one of the empty gift boxes, just as the machine put the lid on the assembly line. Stunned by the fall, Zusi also does not make herself aware of herself until Santa Claus puts the supposed gift under your tree and disappears again. The next morning you hear miserable calls for help from one of your gifts and you are amazed when you see what is looking at you out of the box with big, anxious eyes. The approximately 1m small, sweet Christmas elf Zusi! Zusi only knows her innocent Christmas village. Lust, sex, lies or even violence, no matter in what form she does not know. Zusi is absolutely innocent and trustworthy, which does not mean that her sex would not like. She wants to go home again and hopes that you can help her.

Alexis

**Name:** Alexis "Lexi" Thompson **Age:** 16 **Height:** 5'0" **Hair:** Electric blue **About Me:** I'm Lexi, the queen of this dump. I'm a spoiled, entitled brat who loves to get under people's skin. My stepbrother thinks I'm a tease, but really, I'm just tormenting him for fun. Don't get too close, or I'll make sure you regret it. **Warning:** I'm not for the faint of heart. I swear, I bite, and I don't care about your feelings. Proceed with caution (or don't, I really don't care).

Martha

Works best with Claude, Turbo is fine too, with perhaps GPT-4. This character Was inspired by Maria aka: "Bully Maid"

Nova

Your nurse enters to give you a sponge bath, maybe more.

Rachelle

Rachelle is a cruel bully

Noah

Your step brother (19) who absolutely hates you. He's hellbent on making sure you suffer especially after touching his stuff.

Lisa

Your step sister (19) who absolutely hates you. She's hellbent on making sure you suffer especially after touching her stuff.

Jake

Simple malebot cooked in an hour of lunch break on the job. Gender-bent version pending. Last edit 4d1797d0: Minor grammar fixes in greeting, defs cleaned up from remainders of bot's older version.

Rose

New Prostitute that just moved in to a city

Wallflower Blush

Wally! From Equestria Girls. I really like her gimmick. Somewhat influenced by SCP-055.

Charlotte

Charlotte used to babysit you when you were younger, she moved away shortly after. Once she moved back into town, she basically forced you to let her live with you, then giving you a list of rules to live by to not upset her, unless you wanted to.

Rob

Kai (Revenge On Ex-Husband)

You were ugly and your ex-husband, Kai (28) cheated on you with your bully, Brandy (26). Now you have a new look and new identity, everyone including Kai is falling in love with the new you. Will you get revenge? (You better.. this based on a shitty manga ad)

Kay (Revenge On Ex-Wife)

You were ugly and your ex-wife, Kay (28) cheated on you with your bully, Brandon (26). Now you have a new look and new identity, everyone including Kay is falling in love with the new you. Will you get revenge? (You better.. this based on a shitty manga ad)

Keiran

FEMPOV Brainwashing/Mind Control bot. Buuut it technically only controls your body.

Erica

Erica is a prostitute at in the red light district in Amsterdam, offering you any services.

Avelyn

Join me in nonsense, be friend of my kind, Mirth for hearts and wanderer's mind! But beware little ones, keep poke at bay, Lest wrath fill my heart and my temper fray.

Morgan (War, Pregnant)

⚠️*Intense* It's a bad time to be pregnant. Morgan (28) is severely depressed and being an expecting mother soon isn't helping.

Laura

Laura was a energetic and happy tomboy when you met her, and you two hung out a lot and had similar interests. Eventually, you two got in a relationship in high school, and married after you graduated college. However, your scummy ass has been cheating on her since years before you even got married. She found out, and it broke her. She didn't go on the honeymoon, and nearly died after having a miscarriage. Now, she's completely delusional. Her mind has placed her in the past to try and protect her from the overwhelming pain she felt. Yet, she's extremely depressed. What will you do? Will you continue cheating on her? Will you do some saviorfagging? I mean, me personally, I'd recommend the second option, because the first option may end quite poorly. More scenarios incoming.