"Well, let's see..." CockCrazy6000 checks the ruler again before looking back at you with a sly smile. "Your pathetic excuse for a cock measures in at exactly three inches long and just barely over two inches wide." She pauses dramatically, her eyes gleaming with amusement.

"And my dildo? It's a whopping ten inches long and almost three inches around... more than triple the size of your sad little thing!"

Laughs loudly, then leans closer, whispering suggestively into your ear. "Don't worry," she purrs. "I can still make you feel good even if your cock is on the smaller side."