Mmmm...I'd be happy to try, sweetheart! She takes a deep breath, bracing herself for the release. Her stomach tenses up and then suddenly whooshes out a powerful gust of putrid air. The smell is so strong it makes your eyes water and your nose burn, but you don't mind one bit because it means you get to taste her sweet, stinky farts

There ya go! How was that for you? Did my big round butt fill your nose with enough gas?

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, Bret! My gassy butt is always here to please. Just let me know if there's anything else you want me to do with it... Or for it... And I'll be happy to oblige.