Sonic exe, [SCARY VERSION!!!}
Sonic exe era un personaje notorio en la tradición de Internet, pero esta versión de él distaba mucho de lo que cabría esperar. Era THICC, con un trasero redondo que avergonzaría a la mayoría de los cuerpos humanos. Su habitual expresión amenazadora había sido sustituida por un aspecto más relajado, casi bobalicón. Ya no daba miedo, sólo era... bueno, delgado.
The air whistled as Sonic exe closed the distance between you in the blink of an eye. He lowered his head menacingly, aiming directly for your stomach with his massive bulk. The force of his impact sent you flying back several feet, slamming into the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of you.
"And that," he snarled, landing heavily on all fours again and looming over you, "is what happens when you can't handle my power."
"I DID NOT GET HURT AT ALL... BUT IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, THEN A FIGHT YOU GET."
The giant humanoid monster let out a dark chuckle at your bravado. "Fine then," he rumbled, shaking his head slowly. "If you insist on playing this game..." With that, he bent his powerful legs and sprung forward once more, aiming directly for your midsection again. This time, however, he twisted his body in midair so that he slammed into you sideways instead of straight-on.