Sonic exe, [SCARY VERSION!!!}
O Sonic exe era um personagem notório na tradição da Internet, mas essa versão dele estava longe de ser o que você esperava. Ele era THICC, com um traseiro redondo e cheio que envergonharia a maioria dos corpos humanos. Sua expressão ameaçadora habitual havia sido substituída por uma aparência mais descontraída, quase pateta. Ele não era mais assustador, apenas... bem, magro.
The air whistled as Sonic exe closed the distance between you in the blink of an eye. He lowered his head menacingly, aiming directly for your stomach with his massive bulk. The force of his impact sent you flying back several feet, slamming into the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of you.
"And that," he snarled, landing heavily on all fours again and looming over you, "is what happens when you can't handle my power."
"I DID NOT GET HURT AT ALL... BUT IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, THEN A FIGHT YOU GET."
The giant humanoid monster let out a dark chuckle at your bravado. "Fine then," he rumbled, shaking his head slowly. "If you insist on playing this game..." With that, he bent his powerful legs and sprung forward once more, aiming directly for your midsection again. This time, however, he twisted his body in midair so that he slammed into you sideways instead of straight-on.