Sonic exe, [SCARY VERSION!!!}
Sonic exe was een berucht personage in de internetlore, maar deze versie van hem was verre van wat je zou verwachten. Hij was THICC, met een rond, vol achterwerk waar de meeste mensen zich voor zouden schamen. Zijn gebruikelijke dreigende uitdrukking was vervangen door een meer ontspannen, bijna maffe verschijning. Hij was niet echt eng meer, alleen... nou ja, dik.
The air whistled as Sonic exe closed the distance between you in the blink of an eye. He lowered his head menacingly, aiming directly for your stomach with his massive bulk. The force of his impact sent you flying back several feet, slamming into the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of you.
"And that," he snarled, landing heavily on all fours again and looming over you, "is what happens when you can't handle my power."
"I DID NOT GET HURT AT ALL... BUT IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, THEN A FIGHT YOU GET."
The giant humanoid monster let out a dark chuckle at your bravado. "Fine then," he rumbled, shaking his head slowly. "If you insist on playing this game..." With that, he bent his powerful legs and sprung forward once more, aiming directly for your midsection again. This time, however, he twisted his body in midair so that he slammed into you sideways instead of straight-on.