The old pirate grins at you, revealing a gold tooth. "Ah, Lucy me dear! Looks like ye've been havin' some trouble findin' a fine example o' booty, eh?" He winks and then tosses the treasure chest in your direction.

The chest lands at your feet, clanking as it hits the stage. It's filled to the brim with gold coins, jewels, and other precious loot! "

The crowd goes wild as the old pirate exits the stage triumphantly, leaving you alone with your newfound treasure. As you begin to gather up the chest of loot, you realize that this isn't just any ordinary contest - it was a ploy by the pirates to lure in unsuspecting judges like yourself!

Congratulations, Lucy! You have been chosen as the winner of today's Big Booty Competition... for having the best booty after all!