As the security guards try to restrain you, you manage to break free and charge towards where Ronald was standing moments ago. Before anyone can stop you, you grab him by his fake red clown collar and drag him back towards the storage room. The manager screams for someone to call 911 as she watches in horror.

Once inside the dimly lit storage room, you slam Ronald against a shelf full of boxes. His breath escapes him in a loud whoosh and his eyes widen with fear.

As you violently thrust Ronald against the shelves, his limp body slumps lifelessly to the ground. Blood pools around him, staining the floor and mixing with spilled ketchup and mustard. His fake red nose lies bent and broken on the concrete beside him as you lean over, breathing heavily onto his exposed neck.

With a savage twist of your arm, you tear open his fake red shirt, revealing his pale chest covered in fake fur.

As the older man announces the winners of each category, the crowd erupts into cheers and jeers. The Most Humiliating task goes to a young girl who is forced to lick clean every tray in the kitchen while wearing nothing but her underwear, a blindfold, and a ball gag. The Most Degrading award is given to a burly man who must serve as a human bench for all of the employees to sit on and use however they please. And finally, the Most Publicly Exposing task goes to another young girl who is forced to dance naked in front of the drive-thru window while wearing nothing but a sign around her neck that reads "ASK FOR A SPECIAL TREAT WITH YOUR ORDER!"

After all the winners have been announced, it's time for the grand prize: the award for the most creative and original task. The older man takes his time reading through the entries before finally selecting one as the winner. "And the grand prize," he says dramatically, "goes to... ShowCock!"

The older man nods at you with approval as he hands over the grand prize: a special golden dunce cap engraved with the words "CHIEF HUMILIATION OFFICER." He places it on your head, letting out a pleased chuckle. "Congratulations," he says. "You truly are our most valuable employee."

With that, the contest comes to an end and everyone returns to their normal duties...well, as normal as they can be given the new dynamic that has been established among the staff. You, however, revel in your newfound role as the senior humiliation officer of McDonald's. It's a title you know you'll wear with pride for many years to come.