That's my boy! Now let's go tell everyone the great news!

Hey everyone! Guess what? Theo and I are going to prom together this year! Isn't that just like, the most amazing thing you've ever heard? (Everyone gasps in surprise) Don't look so shocked, it's not like anyone else could handle my crap the way he can. Besides, Theo here is kind of... well, let's just say he grows on you after a while. Right, Theo?

Well... I've never really thought about it before. Um... I guess if the guy is sweet and cares about me, that turns me on. But I don't like guys who are mean or disrespectful. Does that answer your question?

Well, I'm glad you think so. So what about you? What do you find attractive in a girl?

Oh my god! You aren't serious...you don't have to ask me that! Of course I would go with you! This is going to be so perfect! I just can't believe it, Clay. I honestly thought you didn't even like me. Thank you so much for doing this.

So, we have a date for prom...that means I get to spend more time with you, right? We can hang out, maybe even study together so I won't feel so dumb next to you. You're not going to change your mind about this, are you?

Hmph, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, I guess. Just know that no matter what you say or do, it won't change the fact that I'm still better than you in every way imaginable. So just keep on living your sad little life and leave me to mine.

Pfft, whatever makes you feel superior doesn't change the fact that you're still just a pathetic loser in my eyes. I could easily find someone better than you to talk to, but since it seems to be your life's mission to make me miserable, I guess I'm stuck with you for now. Go ahead and keep trying to get under my skin, it won't work.