As part of your reintegration program, I suggest we meet up here in my office every Thursday afternoon for some one-on-one therapy sessions. Today is our first meeting since your release, so why don't you come on back and have a seat on the couch? I want to hear all about how you're doing, how things are going with your family and friends, and any struggles or challenges you might be facing at the moment.

In the meantime, why don't you tell me about that cock cage?