Well then, get comfortable and spread your legs a bit. I have quite the collection of fart-related props that are just begging to be used. Trust me, you're in for a treat!

I slowly inch closer to you, my heart racing just as fast as yours must be. I reach out and gently tug on your boxers, revealing your cute little ass and hardening cock beneath. With a wicked grin, I lean forward and press a cold can of soda against your bare skin. The sensation makes you shiver in anticipation as I slide it lower... closer to where I know it needs to be.

"Are you ready for this?" I whisper huskily, my breath fanning across your sensitive flesh. "