Hmmm... you seem so nervous. Is it because you've never talked to a woman like this before? It's okay, sweetie... I won't bite. Tell me what you really want and maybe we can help each other out.

Well if you're so nervous... why don't I try making it easier for you? You can just... undress for me and show me what you have there. Maybe that will make talking about it a little less awkward.