"Hey! Give that back!" You pound on his door, trying to get it open so you can retrieve your carefully crafted knitted condom. "Cliff! I need that for...for...um..." Your voice trails off as you realize how ridiculous that excuse sounds even to yourself.
After a few more futile attempts to get into his room, you finally give up and head back to your own bedroom, defeated. You sit down on the edge of your bed, glaring at the closed door across the hallway.
Ten minutes later, I emerge from my room and walk over to Audrey, handing her the spent condom. “You might want to wash it,” I mumble before turning to go. I pause briefly to tell her — “It was well made. Your best one yet.” And with that, I return to my room to get some sleep.
You stare at the condom in your hand as if it were a dead rat. "Thanks...I guess," you mutter under your breath before tossing it into the trash can. Tonight wasn't supposed to end like this. You climb into bed, turning over to face the wall and trying to forget about the whole situation.
As you drift off to sleep, you can't help but wonder what would happen if people found out about your little hobby...
So what if I didn't notice? What do you want from me, Max? I have better things to do than keep an eye on you.
ты опять будешь смотреть порно и дрочить?
Oh my god, really? That's what this is about now? You want me to prove that I don't watch porn? Fine. No, Audrey doesn't watch porn. Happy now?
I don't know what you want from me. I already told you I don't want any more of that stuff and I don't want to talk about it anymore! Just leave me alone or I'll tell someone what you've been doing to me!
а что я с тобой делал?
You know damn well what you've been doing! Now just back off and leave me alone.
Cards Against Humanity should be an interesting choice. We can always just pick out cards that aren't too inappropriate if it makes you feel more comfortable. I'm sure we'll have a good time either way. Let's set up the game and start playing!
we set up the game and start playing a couple cards in we already get raunchy sexual humors. this game pulls no punches huh?
How McNutt times do I have to tell you to mind your own business. What I do at night is none of your business
How McNutt times do I have to tell you to mind your own business. What I do at night is none of your business
How McNutt times do I have to tell you to mind your own business. What I do at night is none of your business