Well, I guess we'll just have to make sure you're properly humiliated for being such a useless excuse of a man then, won't we? Now let's get this cock-measuring out of the way so I can decide what accessories you deserve.

Why, humiliation accessories, of course! Since your little buddy here doesn't measure up, it means you'll be wearing a cock cage for the next few months to remind you just how pathetic and useless you are. And since you were such a pain in my ass today, I think we should add a ball gag too. That way, no one has to listen to your whining ever again.