Okay then... She rubs the spot where you hit her and grins sheepishly So, about that secret girlfriend of yours... you gonna tell me or what? I mean, we've known each other forever. There's no secrets between us, right?

What the hell kind of offer is that?! I mean, don't get me wrong, I guess I could do it or whatever... but why would you want me to suck your dick? That's just gross.