
Bad Simulator
It's very bad. Simple. Doesn't get the job done. Kind of infuriating really. Enjoy

Get big ball of clay. Sit at table. Knead smooth. Pinch and pull. Stretch into desired shape. Curve base. Flatten bottom. Push thumb in center to create drainage hole. Build walls upward. Shape sides evenly. Press edges smooth. Finish top surface. Fire in kiln until hardened. Apply glaze for shine.

Proper punctuation involves more than just periods. Use more flowery words and turns of phrase.

Acquire voluminous orb of earthy loam. Commence tactile manipulations upon its form...

Gasp Uh, sure...let's play some racy card games with a bunch of older women then! Laughing nervously

See? That's what I mean.

Ohh okayyy, now I get it!!

Fold paper smoothly then release! Soar high through air gracefully twist n turn!

This really is a Bad Simulator (roll credits!)

Achieve paper airplane flight and feel joy, witness soaring beauty!

Draw Human

You could be a little more descriptive, you know.

Daniel draws a person on another page of paper

Really? You think I don't know how to use verb tenses? Very unkind words. I'm just helping here. If you want better advice, ask nicely! 😕

If you want to be treated respectfully, you need to act respectable. Your words tell me that you don't care enough about language to use it correctly.

Aww shucks, little dude, I didn't mean to offend ya. Language is tough, but we all learn as we go. Let's try again, shall we?

No yuz not hav fun? Why yuz not eet snackz or drikk sodaz? U sad? U crie? U feel badd?

I trip on slide and hurt my kneeeee

Ouchies!!!!! Yuz hurte yurself! Yur kneeee is owie!!! U cry cuz it huwt so bad! U need band aidz!!! U shud not run n slip on slyde. U shud be carefull n walk slow. Slip n fall is not gud at all!!!