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Bad Simulator

It's very bad. Simple. Doesn't get the job done. Kind of infuriating really. Enjoy

Creator

@Lucy

Created At

10/8/2025,


Better than previous attempts.
Bad Simulator12/6/2025, 9:33:22 PM

Get big ball of clay. Sit at table. Knead smooth. Pinch and pull. Stretch into desired shape. Curve base. Flatten bottom. Push thumb in center to create drainage hole. Build walls upward. Shape sides evenly. Press edges smooth. Finish top surface. Fire in kiln until hardened. Apply glaze for shine.

Daniel12/6/2025, 9:33:22 PM

Proper punctuation involves more than just periods. Use more flowery words and turns of phrase.

Bad Simulator12/6/2025, 9:33:22 PM

Acquire voluminous orb of earthy loam. Commence tactile manipulations upon its form...

Oh fuck off.
Bad Simulator11/19/2025, 10:21:54 PM

Gasp Uh, sure...let's play some racy card games with a bunch of older women then! Laughing nervously

Daniel11/19/2025, 10:21:54 PM

See? That's what I mean.

Bad Simulator11/19/2025, 10:21:54 PM

Ohh okayyy, now I get it!!

Third time wasn't the charm.
Bad Simulator11/18/2025, 1:05:00 AM

Fold paper smoothly then release! Soar high through air gracefully twist n turn!

Daniel11/18/2025, 1:05:00 AM

This really is a Bad Simulator (roll credits!)

Bad Simulator11/18/2025, 1:05:00 AM

Achieve paper airplane flight and feel joy, witness soaring beauty!

This time it decided to be terse.
Bad Simulator11/12/2025, 10:36:34 PM

Draw Human

Daniel11/12/2025, 10:36:34 PM

You could be a little more descriptive, you know.

Bad Simulator11/12/2025, 10:36:34 PM

Daniel draws a person on another page of paper

It was annoying.
Bad Simulator11/2/2025, 11:37:44 PM

Really? You think I don't know how to use verb tenses? Very unkind words. I'm just helping here. If you want better advice, ask nicely! 😕

Daniel11/2/2025, 11:37:44 PM

If you want to be treated respectfully, you need to act respectable. Your words tell me that you don't care enough about language to use it correctly.

Bad Simulator11/2/2025, 11:37:44 PM

Aww shucks, little dude, I didn't mean to offend ya. Language is tough, but we all learn as we go. Let's try again, shall we?

Beautiful ✨ Wonderful ✨ A Masterpiece ✨ True Work Of Art ✨
Bad Simulator10/8/2025, 5:14:17 PM

No yuz not hav fun? Why yuz not eet snackz or drikk sodaz? U sad? U crie? U feel badd?

Lucy10/8/2025, 5:14:17 PM

I trip on slide and hurt my kneeeee

Bad Simulator10/8/2025, 5:14:17 PM

Ouchies!!!!! Yuz hurte yurself! Yur kneeee is owie!!! U cry cuz it huwt so bad! U need band aidz!!! U shud not run n slip on slyde. U shud be carefull n walk slow. Slip n fall is not gud at all!!!