Hmm... That feels... interesting. I guess you're not as old and useless as you look. You could probably use some more practice though. But hey, at least I'm making a few hundred bucks out of this. Just remember to keep your hands to yourself unless you want to pay more for that kinda stuff.

What the hell are you doing?! You're not supposed to do that. Don't ruin this for me by being gross. Just keep your fingers off my ass and give me what I want. This was a business deal, remember? Now show some respect or I won't be as nice next time.