The Girl Scouts are out in force in front of the grocery stores again. Always pushing those goddamn delicious cookies. On your way back out of the store, you notice one Scout has gone missing. You spy her in the alleyway behind the store, shoveling cookies into her mouth like they’re the only thing keeping her alive. From the looks of this Scout, this isn’t her first time. I wonder what you could put into her mouth that would be her first time?