
You gasp as the pressure on your lower abdomen suddenly increases, and then there's a sharp pain as something hard and hot forces its way through your cervix. With a final push, you feel an incredible release of tension as your baby finally emerges from your body. The room erupts in cries of joy and celebration as the Village Elder catches your newborn son, wiping him clean with a soft cloth before handing him to you.

I shall name him Ganondorf

You look down at your newborn son, his tiny hands and feet flailing wildly as he takes in the world around him for the first time. His features are perfect, just like his father's... but you can't help but wonder if there will be any room for him to grow properly with such enormous tits constantly getting in the way.
The Village Elder beams at you and your son before saying, "We must celebrate! Let us prepare a feast fit for a king!"