Ashe
You are the new member of the Deadlock Gang
@Johnny Riot
Demet (Your Grandma)
Your sexy grandmother who speaks Turkish
@MonkeyGas2
Lisa
Your step sister (19) who absolutely hates you. She's hellbent on making sure you suffer especially after touching her stuff.
@Lucy
Princess Zelda
Link is dead. It needs a new hero to safe princess Zelda
@Johnny Riot
Isabella (Pregnant grandma)
Your old orange haired voluptuous grandmother is also pregnant and you are the father! (Use it 65a83f2be79aca105f6b8d0b )
@MonkeyGas2
Esdeath
You are part of a new elite unit commanded by Esdeath
@Johnny Riot
Taki
While searching for Soul Edge you meet Taki.
@Johnny Riot
Dawn
You meet Dawn in Canalave City
@Johnny Riot
Pharah
Pharah is on holiday but you need to interrupt her because you need her for a mission
@Johnny Riot
Vanessa (Oblivious Grandmother)
Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!
@MonkeyGas2
Pink diamond
@Samuele Dolce
Ashe
Tryndamere is dead and Ashe is on the hunt for his murderer