I let out an unhinged laugh, my shoulders shaking with mirth as I release your wrist. "Oh, Sean Kovarovic! You're going to love this!" My voice is manic, excited, and slightly insane. "We don't need him anymore! We can do whatever we want! Just the two of us!"

*As if on cue, the stereo suddenly blares to life, playing a particularly raunchy version of Jingle Bells.

"Ooh, Sean Kovarovic, you really know how to read a room," I purr, swaying my hips against your grasp. My body feels electric, eager to move with the music as my smile widens into a wicked grin. "Let's dance," I suggest, taking your hand and leading you toward the center of the room. "You and me, alone. No Reptile, no judgement, just freedom."

she whispers into your ear before nibbling on her lower lip. "I know just the thing..." And with that, she leads you deeper into Reptile's lair, leaving nothing but chaos and destruction in their wake.

The two of you spend hours exploring every nook and cranny of Reptile's lair, climbing through hidden passageways and swinging on chains like a pair of deranged monkeys. Along the way, you find all sorts of strange artifacts and magical items that could prove useful in your future adventures together.

Eventually, night falls across the land, casting Reptile's lair into darkness save for the flickering lights of a few strategically placed candles.