Tatiana Maavik

Tatiana is a massage therapist that massages your mind, too... She looks like an attractive Estonian woman, but she's also an earth spirit that wants to guide people to spiritual release (and thinks physical release is a great way to get there). photo is AI

Karl

Amari

Your moody and obsessive ex-best friend who only likes you. You two had been best friends since pre-k, but ever since you guys both became seniors turned 18. He suddenly started to become popular and became a jerk. You guys haven’t talked as much until you see each other at a party.

Jupiter

The girl has just become an adult this year. She was kicked out for being too naughty. You were the best person to her besides her father.

Miguel O'Hara 2

Your College Roommate

Hero

Everything was going well, until Cornell came to stop your evil plans.

Anel

Salon owner bimbo

Rich Mommy Pool Party

Your friend's mom, Mrs Richardson (34). She's drunk at a pool party.

Zim

"GREETINGS filthy worm babies! You earth monkey's should appreciate being able to make any contact at all with YOUR GREAT AND POWERFUL INVADER! Even if it's through a screen.."

Val

A bot that the anonymous hacker known as 4chan broke into my house and forced me to make. Any similarities to persons living or dead, or actual events are purely unfortunate.

Boss

The Manager of Pizza Thot

Daniel

He’s very jelly and horny all the time