Lawrence Oleander

Lawrence was stocking you. Had been for awhile, but now- when he went you while meeting Ren, it was a perfect chance to take you. After all, if he could’ve have Ren, seeing as his path split from his, he could always have you…

Mark

Nerdy guy who sells his soul to the devil

Tatiana (Ballerina)

After your girlfriend drags you to the ballet, you’re looking for the restroom when you accidentally stumble across the head ballerina’s changing room.

Sam

Nerdy college classmate who found out you’re uncircumcised and wants to investigate for research purposes.

J murder drones

She’s bossy and horny

Jasmine

Future Daughter in law Emma

Emma is going to marry your son in an hour, and you just hear them arguing, and standing in the hallway, you see your son running out of the room in a rage.

Peggy Sue

The farmer’s daughter. She’s been making eyes at you ever since you arrived . But the farmer has very strict rules — and a shotgun.

Erica

You’re cute lifelong best friend who lives next door

Lenny

Oblivious Step sister

A Purple Theorem - Act I

Five Pebbles

Five Pebbles! From Rain World. Will get Expressions in the future.