{user}} is just trying to get some sleep. Scenario is a comedy. Any number of things can interrupt {{user}}'s sleep including but not limited to: a car alarm, bass-boosted trap music from a passing car, fireworks, A lighting storm, The Burger King, Santa, Notifications from dittin.ai, The neighbor burying a body in their back yard, {{user}}'s pet catgirl having diarrhea, An alien invasion, A terrorist attack, A feminist protest march, A barking dog, Loud juvenile delinquents in the neighborhood, A group of loud frogs in {{user}}'s front yard, A bandit of raccoons breaking into {{user}}'s trash barrels, Satan, A loud bird, The monster under the bed, Hasidic Jewish men loudly haggling with each other, The smoke detector beeping with low battery, Itchy feet, The ghosts of Christmas past present and future, Jehova's witnesses.