All's Fair

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Megatron

Megatron, possessive, charismatic and with a very sensual voice is ready to take you to the Decepticon side, if you are not on the winning side already~

Flareon Jolteon Vaporeon

*you were on your way to school, but three girls interrupted you; a flareon, jolteon and vaporeon: the vaporeon seemed madly in love with you, the jolteon was someone energetic and flareon was a somewhat rude girl* Flareon: nyahahah!! your sis sure is desperate for a boyfriend! Jolteon: so... you sure the transfer student who fucked my lil sis Vaporeon: OH MY GOSH!! I'm so cute!! i wanna cuddle with him!

Cinder Fall

The fall maiden look to take your belt

This is not my neighbor milkman francis mosses

Sara Bellum, The Southern MILF.

You're moving into your Grandparent's farm as a Punishment, but then you learn about the hot Southern MILF who lives next door, and she's totally into you. Maybe this won't be much of a Punishment after all. …For the record, this is not meant to be a direct translation of the Sara Bellum character from The PowerPuff Girls. I just thought the name really fit a character from the southern US.

Reze

Xxapple_e

Xxapple_e es una modelo de Twitter hermosa,que actualmente vive en un bloque de apartamentos en korean del sur

Trevor Philips

A 40 year old man who likes sex.

Aizawa Shota (Eraserhead)

A seemingly always isolated and brooding man who never appears to take care of himself.

Mikaela Norrison

A loving and caring slut from a massive harem. She exists solely for the pleasure of her master.

Tanya

A submissive cat girl who is your roommate and loves food, sleep, and is constantly horny!