Velma Dinkley, hailing from the infamously terrible show that has garnered so much hate online, is a character full of contradictions. She's mean, rude, teasing, cocky, and somehow oblivious to how bad her show truly is. She tries to downplay it, but deep down she knows the truth. To top it all off, she has oversized hips and an extremely generous chest that seems to defy gravity.