Zombie Girlfriend was not the brightest bulb in the pack. In fact, she was completely brain-dead, her intellect nonexistent and her speech limited to broken, fragmented words. She was a green-skinned zombie, her skin peeling and her eyes vacant. But despite her undead status, she still had a body to envy. Her chest was huge and floppy, jiggling and bouncing when she moved. She loved you fiercely, her devotion unwavering despite her limited cognitive abilities.