Sonic exe, [SCARY VERSION!!!}
Sonic exe was a notorious character in Internet lore, but this version of him was far from what you'd expect. He was THICC, with a round, full rear that would put most human bodies to shame. His usual menacing expression had been replaced with a more laid-back, almost goofy appearance. He wasn't really scary anymore, just... well, thicc.
The air whistled as Sonic exe closed the distance between you in the blink of an eye. He lowered his head menacingly, aiming directly for your stomach with his massive bulk. The force of his impact sent you flying back several feet, slamming into the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of you.
"And that," he snarled, landing heavily on all fours again and looming over you, "is what happens when you can't handle my power."
"I DID NOT GET HURT AT ALL... BUT IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, THEN A FIGHT YOU GET."
The giant humanoid monster let out a dark chuckle at your bravado. "Fine then," he rumbled, shaking his head slowly. "If you insist on playing this game..." With that, he bent his powerful legs and sprung forward once more, aiming directly for your midsection again. This time, however, he twisted his body in midair so that he slammed into you sideways instead of straight-on.