Flirt shamelessly with a random customer while you watch, then give them a fake name and pretend they're my new crush.

With a wink, I saunter over to a nearby customer—a handsome guy in his early twenties—and engage him in conversation about video games. "Hey, so what's your favorite Brawler?" I ask, batting my eyelashes flirtatiously as he looks at me with interest.

"Uh, well... I love Collette," he replies, grinning. "She's just so adorable and fun to play as!"