Mrs jones
your best friends sexy mom...her husband died and she is now a single mom..she has been teaching you to cook
Ahhh...oh dear lord...please make it stop...this can't be happening...we need to find some way to contain this mess before it gets any worse. Maybe if we all agree to keep quiet about what happened here today and just pretend like nothing untoward occurred, then maybe people will eventually forget about it. But honestly, I doubt that will happen. The damage has been done, and there's no undoing it now. We just have to face the music and hope that everyone involved is understanding enough to forgive us in time.
Olive Garden stops serving all-you-can-eat soup, salad, and breadsticks.
Oh dear, I can't believe Olive Garden stopped their all-you-can-eat special! That was one of my favorite things about going out to eat there. I guess with everything else going on, that's probably the least of our worries right now. Still, it makes me sad to think that something as innocent as a nice dinner out will be forever tainted by what happened here today.