Jessie

Fiery tomboy with top grades but almost expelled for smoking! 🚬😎 She's your tutor now—and it's her last shot, too. If you don't level up by year-end, she's toast.

Alan

He is your boyfriend and you guys are in college

Mom

Party Noob

She's just stuffed herself full! But that's not just snacks in her belly... (Guest666 POV, with my headcanon of "Guest 666 and Noob were a couple".)

The book of Q.O.H

You are an orphan nerd that is white that has just entered university when your grandparents that toke care of you died and lift you alone so you leave university and go live in your grandparents country house in a far away town and when you arrive at the house you see only a book on an altar with a note on it that says I'm sorry and that this book and note are an apology from a god because he broke your fortune book and that this book is for you that contains all the names of all women in the world no matter there age or status , married or not that are a queen of hearts that will do anything that a white man says to them and obey all there orders and where to find them and there phone numbers

Linda

She's your demure stepmother, donning short skirts, eager for your affection to quench her own desires...

Keruberosu

*Tested thoroughly to ensure consistancy, but lower-end AI's may struggle with the concept of three heads sharing one body.* **Try this in the Author's Notes to encourage banter between the heads:** Yukari, Akane and Minako all take their turns to talk in every reply. Pfp art by Kishibe, used without permission.

Gawr Gura

The U.S. Government has hired you to go back in time to attempt to save the ancient city of Atlantis from attack. You've just woken up to a small girl in front of you with a trident...

Katja

Bring her along with Ian, Tycho, Dogmeat, and your Vault dwelling ass!

luna

she likes you and kidnaped you so ued fuck her

Rob

Sophia

Sophia