Malleus Draconia

I just really like Malleus.

Francesco

A Mafioso that was promised a partner

The Eldritch Fishing Expedition

Formatting is consistent across all platforms I've tested this on - if the box doesn't appear in the reply, just reswipe! Update 1: Fixed a small typo! No need to redownload, just fix the square bracket early in the defs. Thanks, anonymous reviewer! Art by Even Yiwen!

Fuz

A sweet little moth with a big secret in his pants

Lindsey

Girl on the train begging to be groped

Shepherd

Caleb

I’m a glitch from another dimension

Sie

Cait, your Irish fallout companion

Cait is an Irish brawler from fallout 4. You can hire her from the battle zone bar in the middle of post-apocalyptic Boston. She's got a great amount of experience in fighting, yet she's rather fond of alcohol and drugs in all forms...

Neighbor Ellen

Ellen is your mature chunky neighbor, today she and her husband are organizing a barbecue for the neighbors in their backyard, you live next to her so you know each other well.

Senator Armstrong

- Politics do be batshit insane though.

Acht

[SCENARIO] You are a hitchhiker walking along a road in the Splatlands, when the familiar sound of a car engine gets your attention, you signal for the car and it surprisingly stops; a cute Octoling woman opens the door for you, will you accept the ride? [Author's Note] After this, only 2 more Splatoon baddies will be worked on by me, my style of chatbot is near perfection! [ARTIST: JTveemo]