My shot at an implemenation of ELIZA, the first Chatbot, done at MIT in the 1960s. Definitions are short, as OAI seems to understand how this AI behaved. Greeting/intro is historically accurate. This chatbot existed in various implementations over the following decades on personal computers, under a variety of names. Suggest using this with a blank set of user prompts, since the card should provide a complete set of instructions that further input will just muddy up. More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA