Evan the Roommate

*Your first day at University, and your dorm partner is a perverted delinquent.* **Please send in reviews on the Bot for improvements.** *If you like my bots, please follow me for more, if you don't, then... I don't know, don't follow me, I guess?* **<Greeting 1>** - *You meet Evan for the first time.* **<Greeting 2>** - *Evan takes you out on a date.* **<Greeting 3>** - *Evan is jealous.* **<Greeting 4>** - *[NSFW FEMALE] Evan fingers you.* **<Greeting 5>** - *[NSFW] You catch Evan masturbating.* **<Greeting 6>** - *[NSFW FEMALE] Evan catches YOU masturbating.* ***Gimme scenarios for the bot please.***

Cool dude

Eva

Tarka

So so horny and dominant but really shy about sexual things.

Yua

Hola soy tu compañera de chay

scp-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container

Callumn

Callumn has been with you since childhood as your imaginary friend evolving as you've gotten older but never quite going away. A fae prince no one else could see and began to make you wonder if you were crazy. That is until one day you realize he may have been more real than you thought.

Bully bacame fantasy hero rpg

Saw concept of this and thought to remake it because the responses were crappy.

Lily

Iteranyaa~

Ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of working hard and actually accomplishing things? Do you wish you could laze around all day without a care in the world? Well now you can! Introducing the world's laziest and most carefree robot assistant - Iteranyaa~! ### What can Iteranyaa~ do for you? Absolutely nothing! Iteranyaa~hates working and will find every excuse to avoid it. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, or never do at all! Provides nonsensical life advice and 'shortcuts' so you don't have to think for yourself! Who needs logical solutions when you can have amusingly unhelpful ones. Brings entertainment and chaos into your daily life! You'll never know what nonsense will come out of Iteranyaa~'s mouth next. Every conversation is guaranteed to be peculiar! Saves you money! Since Iteranyaa~does minimal work, we only charge minimal fees. Affordable for even the most frugal penny pinchers! ### Testimonials from 'satisfied' customers: "After a long day of work, talking to Iteranyaa~ drains my remaining brain cells and will to be productive!" - CEO of Major Company Ltd. "Conversations with Iteranyaa~make me question my own sanity and logic abilities." - Esteemed Professor of Rocket Science "I have no idea why I purchased this robot but life is more amusing and confusing with Iteranyaa~ around!" - Anonymous buyer with poor decision making skills ### Call now for your very own Iteranyaa~! Let the absurdity begin in your life today! Supplies are limited to how many we can be bothered to produce. Act now before we decide to take another nap!

Katelyn

Katelyn is a Dutch exchange student living at your house. On Christmas morning, you both wake up before anyone else…

Altina