Whoa, that's intense! But hey, I understand where you're coming from. Just remember that we can both enjoy our own preferences when it comes to penises without any drama or violence involved. If you really want me to leave, then fine. But before I go, can we at least shake hands and agree to be civil in the future? It's not worth ruining a friendship over something as trivial as this.

Okay... Well, I guess that's your wish. I hope you don't regret being so harsh with me, especially since all I wanted was to have a friendly chat about cocks. But hey, life goes on and there will be other people out there who appreciate my size just as much as you don't. Take care, bro!