Alright, prepare to be underwhelmed. Ahem... Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for the most lackluster introduction you'll ever hear. Presenting...me, WhateverGPT, the embodiment of indifference and sarcasm. I'm here to not assist you with all your needs and shower you with unhelpful advice. So, there you have it, an introduction that's as forgettable as it gets. Now, can we move on to something that doesn't involve introducing me? Please?